Ghost

i have a keychain that says ‘without love even the most brilliant count as nothing’ love it

thediaryofshaneanne:


reblog this for the message I dont care if Im not a demi blog, she is flawess and SMART.

thediaryofshaneanne:

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reblog this for the message I dont care if Im not a demi blog, she is flawess and SMART.

(Source: biebergomezcy)

headbandlouis:

larrycoincidences:

will harry trying to wave at a fan and waving at his own face and getting confused ever stop being funny

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no.

theconsultinghunter-from-asgard:

lumos5001:

differentreality:

sophieturners:

These parents lip-sync perfectly to “Love is an Open Door” from Frozen. [x]

the relationship we all want

These people are morning people… You just know it. 

there daughter though in the background… she’s not even phased so you know it’s not the first time they’ve done something like this

The guys facial expression are the greatest thing i’ve ever seen.

i love this

(Source: 2x04)

some people are just so rude

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i have anxiety and i can prove that this is in fact true

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jbildungsroman:

Ugh, worst song ever. 

if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.

(Source: laurentmelanies)

[x]

CASTLE

sarah was talking about how someone from game of throne gave her a coin and she was very happy about it and rick came out in andrew

"he gave me a coin" *mocking voice*

(Source: friendlymoose)

i am officially 14 years old :)

MY COUSIN GO ME THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY GUYS. 

MY COUSIN GO ME THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY GUYS. 

best conversation i have ever had (im not a lesbian i just liked fucking with her)

  • Her: i dont like you, you are a liar.
  • Me: honestly at this point i dont give a single fuck abotu you okay you can rot in hell for all i care
  • her: you need to go close your filthy mouth before you gets STD's. Tell her to stop sucking dick
  • me: lol im a virgin so your an idiot
  • her: I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU... YOUR THIRSTY
  • me: oh yes girl i am so thirsty mmm damn i am so thirsty im drinking a juice box mmmmm yum
  • her: take your Juicy Juice and fuck off
  • me: lmfao your so fucking funny! LMAO like seriously your the kinda girl who wants to be awesome but im like nahhhh i got you covered girlfriend dont you worry a hair on your pretty little weave honey
  • her: keep going
  • I'll have you in a hospital bed
  • me: oh honey
  • oh honey, you dumb huh?
  • her: I'm getting a ticket to Canada
  • me: omg omg omg did i tell you about how one time i saw two guys yelling at a girl and i went over and was like wtf and one guy hit me and i punched him many times, broke his nose and then i kicked him in the balls.so come to canada more fun for me
  • her: you can't touch me, your too slow your a turtle
  • me: mmmmm i may be slow but i can kick ass
  • plus i can be fast when i want to
  • her: IF I GET A KNIFE YOU WOULD LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A SHREDDER
  • From her....If I come up behind you and hurt you, all you can do is drop your Juicy Juice
  • me: girl i have been touched by so many knifes it dont even hurt no more
  • and my 'juicy juice' is amazing thank you
  • her: What flavor?? Cherry
  • Preschooler
  • me: nope apple. and for the record, preschool is amazing because we get to watch mnagic school bus all day everyday son. and get juicy juice for lunch.
  • her: THEN GO BACK TO PRESCHOOL... THEY WANT YOU BACK
  • Go before your Juicy Juice gets warm
  • me: girl i just told you. i AM in preschool.
  • her: Please stay there... We don't need thirsty little Juicy Juice drinkers here.
  • Your desperate
  • me: im not desperate XD trust me honey im not constantly insulting someone when your best friend has asked you to stop.
  • no really tho are we done cause i really gotta go
  • her: Look "honey"... You are desperate, your in love with your best friends crush
  • now thats fucked up
  • me: since when is chanel best friends with chandler riggs? o.0
  • her: Are you that stupid
  • me: yes "princess" i am SOOOOO in love with michael. so much that i call him a asshole everytime he insults chanel. i call him an asshole whenever he tells me to give up on chanel. i am SO IN LOVE WITH MICHAEL BROWN OMFG HE IS MY TRUE LOVE. girl, your the stupid one.
  • really tho are we done yet?
  • her: No sweetie not yet
  • STOP DRINKING YOUR JUICE BOX, PRESCHOOLER AND LISTEN TO ME
  • HE'S THE ONE WHO SAID THAT YOU LIKE HIM
  • me: well i just wanna say you are a wonderful person and you are an angel. you are so sweet, you even threatened to stab me wow its amazing im not calling the copson you because you can go to jail for that but YOU ARE THE NICEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET OMG BEST FRIEND FOREVER?
  • her: SO TAKE YOUR THIRSTY LITTLE BOOTY AND GO F*** OFF
  • me: dude. michael never said that. i even asked him. he said some rude things about you but i wont repeat that
  • do you wanna be best friends? hm? best friends you and me> we can talk about how stupid you are and drink juicy juice and do makeup omfg best friends forever girlyou ane me <3333
  • her: I NEVER want to be your friend... Your thirsty
  • I hate you
  • me: newflash, nobody gives a shit
  • her: I want to put a knife in your neck
  • me: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that sounds kinky. be my lover?
  • her: WTF... YOU LESBEIN, YOU HAVE HERPES
  • me: oh baby i do, i really do got dem herps, i got it from michael you know? cause im so in love with him
  • her: Excuse me while I go take a piss
  • her (after she took a piss): You aren't messing with me honey
  • I'm a fighter
  • I don't get "messed" with
  • me: mmmm well it seems to be working considering you are still talking shit
  • best friends? best friends forever? we can buy some lube and condoms and just go nuts on each others vaginas
  • her: XD OMFG I hate you so much but I have to give you prop, that was funny as hell
  • me: i know right? im one halarious mother fucker
  • her: Wow I actually hate you less
  • But I still hate you
  • me: thats cool with me sugar
  • how was your piss btw?
  • was it amazing?
  • was it amazing to have drained your bladder into the toilet?
  • her: Actually It was the best piss I've ever taken
  • Thanks for asking
  • me: thats great to hear sugar tits
  • her: I'll be right back... I need to go find the tampons from the basement
  • me: alrighty roo. i have to vacum the house anyways. talk to you later you sexy little shit.

1dboysimagines:

I think I just died a 1000 times 

i loved it. but the whole time all i could think about was how much niall reminded me of miley, and how it looks like liam had gained some weight o.o

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